To whoever commissioned The Shard
we just want you to know that we all get
what you wanted to say with zero words

about your precious penis, please don’t let
the laughs of concubines make yours go slack.
Your willy’s fine and that’s the end of it.

Now can we have our city’s skyline back?


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. peter litton
    May 08, 2012 @ 23:28:36

    Without buildings there would be no skyline.


    • Niall O'Sullivan
      May 09, 2012 @ 07:20:56

      No objection to buildings, just giant glass plated wangers disturbing the skyline they create.


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