If your mum promised me a night of fun,
then threw me a set of joke shop paps
before heading off to town on her own,

I’d probably also throw an epic strop
and pound the walls, causing the flat to shake.
I get it, this bottle’s a load of crap,

but come on girl, at least the milk ain’t fake.


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ReadMeSthingYouLove (@RMSYL)
    Aug 15, 2012 @ 21:32:28

    Tis good for her to get used to those “joke shop paps”. Is not everything we call adulthood a test of our tolerance for plastic bottles that we really, REALLY wish were something else?


  2. peter litton
    Aug 16, 2012 @ 00:12:43

    I know the feeling.. run out of real milk for my coffee and had to make do with coffee whitener. Life can be a real bitch.


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